Friday 19 February 2010

A Guide to Women's Language .. for Men !!


Can you interpret what she is telling you ?





Actually, a woman uses the same words and expressions as men but with a slight difference: they do not always use the 'good' words to say what 'needs' to be said exactly. A woman uses expressions that give generally 'different' meaning from their true signification, or quite the opposite, or else a meaning that is unrelated to the real signification of words. Rarely the words she uses really express their true meaning. In other words, when a woman speaks, what she says is off with what it means. A man when he listens to a woman, he understands what she meant literally, but not what is behind the lines. Are you lost? That's why, I invite you to explore this small guide that shows the path to understanding the language of women.



You want = 
You wnat

 We need = 
 I want
It's your decision =
The correct decision should be taken right now.
Do what you want =  
You will pay for this later.
We need to talk. = 
I need to complain.

Of course yes, it's clear. = 
Of course no, it's clear.

I am not angry. =
Of course I am angry.
This kitchen is uncomfortable. =  
I want a new house.
Do you love me ? =
I am going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me ? =
I did something today that you won't like.

I'll be ready in a minute. =  
Take off your shoes and watch tv.

Do you find me fat ? =
Tell me that I am beautiful.
You need to learn to communicate. =
Just agree with me.
 Are you listening to me ! ? =  
 Too late, you are dead.
I am sorry. =
You'll be sorry.


Do you like this recipe? =
It's easy, so better for you to get used to it.
I am not crying ! =  
Yes, I am crying because I find it important.
In answer to the question «What's wrong ?", if she says :
Nothing.=
Everything.
When she says: «It's your decision" = 
«It's better for you to know what I want and give it to me right now".
When she says: «Go ahead, do what you want», she means in reality: =  
«I don't want you to do it and you'll pay for it later".

Would you be able, after this exploration of language to interpret what she is trying to tell you and avoid misunderstanding? Or will it be necessary to provide more clues about her language? Good luck ..