Tuesday 14 December 2010

Some Definitions in Life ..

How do you define..


Woman..

When a woman accuses her husband of having a bad taste, she forgets that chosing her as a wife is part of this "bad taste" ... these are women.

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Man..

If a man can have all the women on earth except one, he will desire this only woman ... these are men.


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Human ..

When a man likes a woman, he imagines her naked. When a woman likes a man, she imagines him at his best. These are human beings.


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Selfishness..

When someone calls you for something very important, it's is obviously important for him ... this is selfishness.


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Wisdom..

When your wife insists on buying fresh fish and not frozen and keeps it carefully in the freezer for a few weeks in order to enjoy the "fresh fish" later ... this is wisdom.
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Relativity ..

A man sought all his life the perfect woman to marry her, and when he finally found her, 40 years later, he discovered that she too was looking for the perfect man who was not him ... this is relativity.

 

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Awareness..

A beautiful woman asked an African archaeologist to marry her in order to make the humanity miracle child: who has the beauty of his mother and the intelligence of his father. However, the archaeologist has refused for fear that the child might have the beauty of his father and the intelligence of his mother and thus become the stupidity of humanity. This is awareness. 
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If you cannot look forward because your future is dark .. or backward because your past is painful .. live your present as it's the only real moment. This is the personal development ...